My Own Personal Hell

Osama bin Laden
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Steve Jobs
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Gates
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

General asshats
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Swine flu and media hype

It was only a matter of time before a blog like this came along.

Today I heard on the news that swine flu is yet again spreading, more people are getting sick, Tamiflu is being recommended and even being hailed as a cure for Swine Flu, so say the newsreaders and the Media.

I for one am a bit pissed off with this as Tamiflu is just the pharmacutical equivalent of Beechams. It is NOT a cure, all it does is lesson the effects of the swine-flu.

So, if you have a snotty nose, a sore throat and a bad cough, you will have to suffer that for about 5 days while the virus runs it's course (before your immune system will kick it's ass.) If you get given a course of Tamiflu you will have a not-so-snotty nose, a not-so-sore throat and an annoying cough for 4 days.

Oh, but I forgot to mention the side effects of it, or rather, the main one.

Nausea

Bad nausea at that

So, even though the effects of the symptoms are reduced and it can take up to a day off them. It will leave you feeling like throwing your guts up until you stop taking it (which is something like 2 weeks)

And as an extra note, my mam is a nurse, she has witnessed people PRETENDING to have swine flu, or at least pretending they have the effects, so they can give it to their kids saying "take this and you won't have swine flu"

I propose we introduce licences for breeding if this is the mentality of parents "take this symptom reducer and you will not get the disease"

ah, I feel I am deviating from the main point of this, which is MEDIA!!!! STOP FUCKING AROUND AND TELL THE TRUTH, TAMIFLU IS NOT A CURE!!!! AND IT MAKES YOU WANT TO VOMIT FOR THE DURATION YOU TAKE IT!!!!

I'd rather have the 5 day flu

chain letters and my response

Today on facebook, somebody posted a chain mail. Now, I haven't had one of those in a long time and I welcome it. In fact, I shall respond to it thusly:

To all Chain-Mail Senders

I'd like to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your damn chain letters over the few years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaida in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

I will now return the favor. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend.

Yours Sincerely

C

Finally

After many days, weeks, months and years (ok, the last 2 are a lie) I have finally got a blogspot. Feel free to come back and visit, it'll be tales about uni life, life in general, random thoughts, QOTW and just about things in general.

Now, go on, do what you were doing before you saw this.